My Dear @realwormwood,
I am deeply concerned to hear that one of your followers has… unsubscribed.
What if, in his free time, he decides to, say, read a book? Admire nature? Think? Paint? Write? Create? I trust you will retrieve his followership immediately.
Do remember, you are there to occupy his mind. Fully.
Lean not on algorithms. Perform the hard work yourself. Dance. Sing. Promote. Make “content.” Refer to everything in superlatives. Say, “watch till the end…” Permeate his thoughts.
Finally… Please do not forget who influences the influencers.
Your followers want to consume. Feed them.
Your Loving Uncle,
- Screwvid
HUNDREDS is a microfiction writing project: 100 short stories and poems of various genres, all 100 words each.
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