Original Broadcast:
June 5, 2023
Episode Cast:
ETHAN … Host
KAYLEE … Self
BRAD … Self
ETHAN
Okay guys! Ready for the big reveal?!
KAYLEE
We’re so excited!
ETHAN
Turn around!
THEY TURN, STARE IN SILENCE
ETHAN
Say hello to your adorable new outhouse!
We’ve removed all plumbing!
BRAD
Wait… what?!
ETHAN
Authenticity, Brad! We’ve also removed
inauthentic HVAC, security system, electricity…
BRAD
You… I’ll kill you!
ETHAN
Cut! Want a lawsuit? You dum-dums signed
contracts. Read the script!
BRAD LUNGES, GRAPPLES WITH ETHAN. BOTH FALL TO THE GROUND.
KAYLEE
(WHIMPERING, TO CAMERA)
Thank you… for our Eighteenth Century Makeover…
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