If you were an a-hole,
I would still love you.
You’re not, thankfully.
You’re actually quite wonderful.
But if you were a dog kicker,
Or a real bad tipper,
Or used all caps in texts,
I would still love you.
If you spoiled the ending of films,
Or laughed when I fell down,
Or insulted toddlers,
I would still love you.
You could punch me in my sleep.
You could blame your farts on me.
I won’t even care.
Nothing you could do
Would change my feelings about you.
Because…
I would still love you
If you were an a-hole.
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